satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

imabrotato:

fornevereverafter44:

-harleyquinn:

notorious-n-shit:

ARE THEY FUCKING SERIOUS? 

YAHOO, LEAVE TUMBLR ALONE, IT’S PERFECT.

I WILL NEVER STOP REBLOGGING PORN YOU CAN’T TAKE THAT FROM ME!

CAN WE ALL BAND TOGETHER AND MAKE A NEW SITE PLEASE. IM NOT OK WITH THIS.

(Source: idgafimawesome)